If you were really in dire need of a GUID, you can purchase one here.
If it weren't for the fact that we're just about into the month of July, I'd say this could be an April Fool's joke. What's worse is there were 20 bids for this! Twenty! I sincerely hope the winning bidder didn't actually pay for this.
Some old, probably dead, guy (I think it was P.T. Barnum, but I can't be sure) once said that it is immoral to allow a sucker to keep his money. I mean, honestly, if the winning retardbidder didn't lose his money here, he'd have just been screwed by someone else.